plans to conquer the world. His multi-year embark in Dwarf Fortress is simply a simulation of how he will soon take over this wretched planet. (It involves a lot of levers, vampire blood, and a magma-powered machine). When he's not busy planning world domination, he writes stories for children and young adults.
Welcome to Isle of Bxnes, an isometric action role-playing game. No, that is not a typo. The “x” probably represents where your face will get smashed in. Yes, your face…