Jewel Vampire Castle Review
Your neck is safe in “Jewel Vampire Castle,” so put on a podcast, get cozy and savor the serotonin! Humanity is complicated. We compose symphonies. Construct opera houses. Write poetry.…
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Kelly Mintzer
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Kelly Mintzer hates dolls but loves movies about evil ventriloquist
dummies. She is working her way through the “Sandman” series slowly but
surely, and has been compared more than once to that iteration of Death.
Holding down South Philly with a creative writing degree and the full
series of “Hannibal," she hasn’t seen her natural hair color in years.
Slice Knight Now Available on GooglePlay
Shine up Your Chainmail, We’re Going Slicing with Slice Knight. Missing a good old fashioned Renaissance Fair? Zoom-only D & D campaigns got you down? Rejoice! Salvation is at hand.…
Troll Face Quest Horror 2 Review
The Greatest Philosophical Quandary Troll Face Quest Horror 2 is not a game. It is an existential crisis. Threatening to render the most verbose reviewer mute, it challenges every perception…
Friday the 13th: Killer Puzzle Review
A Killer Game 40 years ago, Pamela Vorhees got stab-happy on the shores of Crystal Lake. She lost her head that day but inspired one of the most iconic slashers…
Outsider: After Life Review
Outsider- After Life: A Great Game for the End of the World. Humans are obsessed with their own destruction-it’s what separates us from the animals. We have dedicated more words, images…
Sonic at the Olympics Games-Tokyo 2020 Review
Sonic at the Olympic Games-Tokyo 2020: fast hedgehogs have good times. You’ve got to hand it to Sonic. Most hedgehogs live five years at most. Not only is Sonic 29…
Plague Days Review
Plague Days: All the Realism of an Apocalypse with Absolutely None of the Fun Everyone loves a good apocalypse. Zombies, asteroids, illness, we all believe that somehow, we would survive.…
World War Doh Review
Absurd, adorable, irreverent, and the most fun you’ll have battling clay armies. Philosopher-poet Edwin Starr once dared to ask: “War (huh), what is it good for?” The answer, we understand,…
Idle Monster Factory Review
Idle Monster Factory—the Fun of Playing God Without the Guilt We love our monsters. Hiding under beds, nibbling toes, flopping around in B-movie, rubbery glory…monsters are weird, scary, unbelievably campy.…
Call of Mini Zombies 2 Review
Call of Mini Zombies 2 Lumbers Through Predictable Apocalyptic Fun Zombies are the cultural glue that binds us. They’re fast! They’re slow! Sometimes they fight plants! Maybe menace Andrew Garfield…
Duskwood Review
Duskwood is Cyber Punk Fun for Mystery Kids No one truly wants to be stalked. Chased by a madman. Kidnapped. Terrorized. Call it a perverse bent of human nature, then,…
Garbage Pail Kids Review
Garbage Pail Kids Gambles on Nostalgia 1985. Future Pulitzer prize winner, Art Spiegleman, creates a series of trading cards. The premise is simple. The Garbage Pail Kids parodied Cabbage Patch…
Five Nights at Freddy’s AR: Special Delivery Review
Five Nights at Freddy’s AR: Special Delivery teaches old scares new tricks Ghosts and machetes be damned, the greatest danger faced by a horror franchise is a diminishing return. What…
American Dad: Apocalypse Soon! Review
American Dad: Apocalypse Soon! is two games, one of which is successful. American Dad: Apocalypse Soon! is a pretty funny name. Let’s get that out of the way, at the…
Ice Scream: Horror Neighborhood Review
The Most Fun You’ll Have With a Murderous Ice Cream Man. Take away the promise of delicious dairy, and ice cream men are inherently ominous. We dedicate a great…
Addams Family Mystery Mansion Review
The Mystery: Who exactly is this game intended for? For 81 years, the Addams Family have ushered horror-curious kids into creepy adulthood. They are the perfect gateway drug. Spooky but…
Granny: Chapter Two Review
Some Fun, Creepy Thrills There is no universal consensus on what qualifies as scary. Granny: Chapter Two, a free horror title from DVloper, hedges its bets by throwing every beloved…
Hamsterdam: Paws of Justice Review
Fun Hamster, but Quickly Overstays His Welcome Hamsterdam: Paws of Justice is a game built around an immediately winning idea; what if an adorable hamster did kung-fu against other less…