Bistro Heroes Review
An Epicurean Epic An idle game with a culinary twist, Bistro Heroes is the latest Android entry in the “pass time on the toilet” genre. The newest venture by the…
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Dylan Ely
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is a freelance writer lending his voice to any who will tolerate it. When not being confounded by the intricacies of sourdough, he can be found holed up in his dungeon with a controller in one hand and a stiff drink in the other.
Time Only Knows Review
Amnesiac Awakens You blink your eyes awake in a haze. Your body heavy; your vision blurred. You’re surrounded by stark white walls and various tubes protruding from you. A hospital?…
Slayaway Camp: Free 2 Slay Review
In my line of work, I’ve seen more than my fair share of mobile games. I’ve seen games made with a myriad of intents: greed, ambition, greed, inspiration… But Blue…
Rescue Girl Review
Adventures in Mediocrity If you’re reading this, chances are you play mobile games. If you play mobile games, you’ve most likely seen enough ads to already know everything there is…
Tactical Three Kingdoms Review
A Poor Period Piece When creating a period piece, it is of the utmost importance to exhibit a certain level of respect for the period involved. A little affinity never…
Chains of Enchantment Review
The Name of the Game The Chains of Enchantment: Romance you Choose is a dating sim for android by Genius Inc. set in a Hogwarts-esque world where magic and humans…
Summer Catchers Review
Perfectly Pleasing Pixels Noodlecake Studios’ android release Summer Catchers is a gorgeous side-scrolling endless runner adventure that isn’t satisfied merely captivating you with stunning visuals. On top of beautiful pixel…
Hitmasters Review
All That Glitters… Playgendary Limited’s action-textured puzzle logic android game Hitmasters wooed me with its unique art style, humorous off-brand skins and charming custom animations. As far as first impressions…
Seven Scrolls Review
Modular Mysticism Seven Scrolls, developed for Android by Jesse Venbrux and inspired by the works of prolific indie dev Michael Brough, is a roguelike dungeon-crawling puzzle game that puts you…